10. He once jumped the apex ...from the jammer line.
9. He once elevator doored a jammer ...by himself.
8. His toe stops wear down floors.
7. His helmet is made entirely of stickers.
6. He once called a penalty ...on a ref.
5. He once skated a full 2-minute jam ...in 50 seconds.
4. He made the Team USA charter ...in 1775.
3. He once got lead jammer ...in a bout he wasn't playing in.
2. He once got to a rink on only one wheel ...driving in a semi-truck.
1. After a bout, his jersey smells of liquor, vacation, and hope.