Top Ten... Hale Yeah

Published on May 24th, 2013 | by Hale Yeah


Hale Yeah

Top Ten Ways to Confuse Your Roller Derby Coach

10. Hack his stopwatch so it only counts every other second. Hellllo 54 in 5!

9. Replace dry erase markers with ones that play music like on Picture Pages.

8. Have the entire league randomly break out into song every fifth lap.

7. Battle each other for the top of the pivot line.

6. Ask for more burpees.

5. Tell him he should read the new rules when he questions why you have laid down a track that has five turns.

4. Demand you start practicing a passive defense… “Just in case.”

3. Show up to practice wearing inline skates.

2. During partner pacelines, “couples skate.”

1. Do everything he tells you the very first time he asks.

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