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Published on May 29th, 2013 | by Hale Yeah


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Top Ten Answers to Questions Asked of Derby Skaters Traveling to Tournaments

10. Yes, ma’am, those are all real tattoos.

9. If it smells like feet, that’s my bag, if it smells like wet dog, that’s my teammate’s.

8. Yes, we all came in that car.

7. Seven. Though admittedly you’re not supposed to have more than four in a room.

6. Yes, the nearest liquor store. But if my captain asks, I’m asking where the nearest Vitamin Shoppe is.

5. Well, I usually wear long-sleeved shirts to work, so my boss doesn’t see them.

4. No, not really, just derby married. It means … no, I mean, yes. But … no, we’re just really good friends.

3. No, we’re not almost there yet, and I’ll turn this car right around!!!

2. No. On quads. Like, old style roller skates. And without all of the fake fights.

1. All weekend. And it is going to be GLORIOUS.

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