Published on January 11th, 2013 | by Hale Yeah0
Top Ten Rejected Slogans for the WFTDA 2013 Season
10. The Season of Fear (…if you’re Triskaidekaphobic)
9. Less Whistling, More Rocking!
8. Unlike other sports, we guarantee a full year of play!
7. 2013: Now Easier on Your Knees!
6. More Divisions, Additions, and Other Math Stuff!
5. Start your World Cup 2014 Tailgating Now!
4. Minors Schminors.
3. No Regions. Just Rangeons.
2. New Rules, New Divisions, but Same Derby Bag Smell!
1. Championships are at the Brewcity Bruisers. Start saving up for the bar tab now.
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