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Published on September 17th, 2012 | by Hale Yeah

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How the NFL Can Make Football Interesting to Derby Fans

10. More unique names. After all, how many “Mannings” can a fan take?!?

9. More stickers on helmets.

8. Use the appropriate city names: “Charm City Ravens”, “Rat City Seahawks” etc.

7. Running clock the whole game.

6. Touchdown celebrations have to include player jumping over teammates a la Quadzilla.

5. Every game – winning and losing teams do a “victory lap” and slap hands with fans.

4. Three words: Dallas Cowboys Jeerleaders

3. VIP sideline seating

2. Head coaches allowed to be dressed up like mascots.

1. Have them wear roller skates, of course.

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