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Published on March 8th, 2012 | by Mercy Less


Derby Department of Disappointment

Are you burned out? Pissed off? Broken hearted? Derby dramz abound? Your feelings have been assigned a specific department. Give your league’s Grievance Committee a break, because operators are standing by at the Department Of Disappointment Hotline! Just dial (513) 279-2229 (513-CRY-BABY). They’re ready to believe you!

(NOTE: This is not some kind of passive aggressive snark in brief article form. It’s a real phone number. You should dial it.)

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