Published on February 2nd, 2012 | by Em Dash0
This gorilla toy is totally not a fan.
But it’s apparently a product. One you can buy. At Sears.
So I ask myself…what is the market for this? Angry derby widows buy it for their derby-orphaned kids? Skaters’ non-derby friends bring it to the hospital to cheer them up after they break their legs in a bout? Does this make sense to anyone? Why does this exist?
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